Some ppl r frequently credited with a pleasing though perplexing sense of humor.Not the ha-ha variety but more literary.They turn their phrases with such cleverness that their aphorisms are remembered long after they are themselves forgotten.
some witty quotes:-
1. he has all the virtues i dislike and none of the vices i admire.
2. a modest little person with much to be modest about.
3. he has no enemies but is intensely disliked by his friends
4. some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go.
5. for u and ur friend if u have one.
6. i didn't attend the funeral but i sent a nice letter that i approved of it
7. why do u sit there looking like an envelope without an address on it?
8. he loves nature inspite of what it did to him.
9.he is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.
10. he has the attention span of a lightening bolt.
11. is that a gun in your pocket or u r just happy to see me??
12. he's a very balanced man with a chip on both shoulders.
13. there is only one thing that is worse than being talked about,and that is not being talked about.
14. i have nothing to declare except my genius.
15. i hope u have not been leading a double life-pretending to be wicked but being really good all the time.that would be hypocrisy.
I was really amused when i saw the above article in a newspaper few years back. I some how managed to keep a cutting of the article at that time.
some witty quotes:-
1. he has all the virtues i dislike and none of the vices i admire.
2. a modest little person with much to be modest about.
3. he has no enemies but is intensely disliked by his friends
4. some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go.
5. for u and ur friend if u have one.
6. i didn't attend the funeral but i sent a nice letter that i approved of it
7. why do u sit there looking like an envelope without an address on it?
8. he loves nature inspite of what it did to him.
9.he is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.
10. he has the attention span of a lightening bolt.
11. is that a gun in your pocket or u r just happy to see me??
12. he's a very balanced man with a chip on both shoulders.
13. there is only one thing that is worse than being talked about,and that is not being talked about.
14. i have nothing to declare except my genius.
15. i hope u have not been leading a double life-pretending to be wicked but being really good all the time.that would be hypocrisy.
I was really amused when i saw the above article in a newspaper few years back. I some how managed to keep a cutting of the article at that time.
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