Sunday, July 27, 2008

THE TEN MINUTES

The Ten Minutes that i m going to narrate left me no more unemployed.
Many ppl didnt believe when i told them abt my interview . those who believed didn't stop laughing for long.


interviewer: offered me a seat
me:hello!!! sir

interviewer:he was looking at my cv and writing my name on a form he was having he wrote my name as eashan malhotra and then corrected it 2 salhotra.

r u sure its salhotra and not malhotra??
me:of course sir its my surname.

interviewer:i ve seen many candidates with name malhotra but salhotra
me: sir it haapens. i ve got a certi with my name misprinted as malhotra so i can understand

interviewer:do u watch movies?
me:yes sir

interviewer:which is the latest movie u ve seen
me:TARE ZAMEEN PAR (i said delibrately)

interviewer:how do u rate the movie and y?
me:excellent . sir the name of the character and my name r same

interviewer:oh , so hw do u like the acting of little child?
me: i wud say it was good. even aamir khan said in an interview on ndtv that children act well though problems come while working with them.

interviewer: do u remember the name of the child ?
me: sir the name in the film or the real name of the child?

interviewer:the full name of the child in the film
me:ishan nandkishor awasty, sir i do remember the name, doston se itne comments jo mile hain

interviewer:r u 4m west bengal or 4m other place?
me:jammu and kashmir

interviewer:OH MY GOD !!! how do u live there
me:what happened sir,r u talking abt terrorism?

interviewer:of course
me:there's nothing 2 b scared abt .we live a normal life .actually the thing is media hype.4 xample if an incident takes place in hilly areas in jammu district they report it 4m jammu centre and ppl outside think its all happening within the city.its really a very nice and certainly a normal life .plz visit my city whenever u can

interviewer:do u know kashmir is also called "zannat"?
me:yeah it is definitely a "jannat" due 2 its scenic beauty

interviewer:have u ever been 2 kashmir
me:no

nterviewer:y?
me:sir there r 2 reasons.ek to parents ka kabhi plan nahi bana and the other is that i don't have enough money 4 such a trip

interviewer:gazing at my CV , u c ur marks ve gradually decreased 4m 10th to 12th then here.y?
me:started xplaining abt 10th 12th

interviewer:tell me , were u in love??
me:no, not at all, i was busy in extra curricular activities plus seniors kehte hain college lyf needs 2 b njoyed 2 the fullest as its the golden period . so i njoy it.

interviewer:but u shud study also...
me:i do, i m satisfied with my marks as they r my own nd genuine.

interviewer:what is ur best subject?
me:sir best subject...hhmmm...kabhi socha hi nahi , i ve never distinguished between any sub..so no best subject..well 12 th mein genetics was 1 of my favourites .actually i was a medical aspirant , missed my mbbs seat by 10 marks and landed up in engineering.

interviewer:so y didn't u carry on with medical?
me:life mein sab kuchh nahi milta.saath mein parents said ki drop nahi karna hai.

now i feel that engg is a better option and i ve not made a mistake

interviewer:really, how?
me:sir i ve turned 20 last month and within days i'll b getting a job . on the other hand i had 2 study 5 yr mbbs then internship , tab jakar kahin kuchh paise milte.plus nowadays u need 2 ve a MD if u wanna get recognised as a doctor

interviewer:i think our company is not a suitable place 4 u.
me:sir i know ur company works on huge databases of genes and other bioinformatics projects.so if i get into ur company , i can contribute a lot in that field. i ve already done a project on bioinformatics using perl for prediction of protein structures that included the application of data structures.

interviewer:if i ask u some ques on C will u b able 2 answer it?
me:that depends on the nature of the ques . i don't practice c programs.well u can ask if u want 2

interviewer:do u ve any ques?
me:waited 4 a moment.then .... sir i give u two choices: ceo of a company nd an ias officer,whom do u think gets more respect and whom will u prefer.

interviewer:i don't like govt sector . it has many limitations and constraints.i'll stay with private sector......pata nahi kya kya bola...but in the end i would say , i'll definitely prefer an ias .
any more ques ?
me:no sir abhi yahi ques aaya tha dimaag mein , so i askd .if there will b more i'll ask u later

interviewer:ok then we'll let u know..thank you
me:welcome


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